6 amazing jokes to tide you over until Halloween

July 22, 2016

It happens once in a lifetime when you laugh so hard, it could kill you. And that’s happening to us right now as we read these amazing jokes created by Justine Zwiebel (buzzfeed contributor). So why didn’t the Vampire suck Taylor Swift’s blood, eh? Find out.

Starting the howl

Werewolf Halloween Joke

The Mummy Returns

Mummy Halloween Joke

So take a look what you’ve done

Taylor Swift Halloween Joke

Shop till your dead

Shopping vampire joke

Now isn’t that Grande?

Dracula Starbucks joke

There is no escaping ‘em

Zom-bee Halloween joke

Had a crack? Now pass it on. Don’t keep it to yourself. Share and spread the Halloween joy!

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